You probably have a similar ritual to most runners before you pound the pavement: You pull your hair back, spray on some sunscreen, lace up your sneakers, and slip into a bikini before heading out the door.
What? You don’t wear a bikini when you go running?!
Weird because that’s what a new photo reportedly taken for Vogue Netherlands suggests. In the pic, which was later posted on Bugaboo’s Facebook page, model Ymre Stiekema is seen running in a park while pushing her child in a Bugaboo stroller. Oh, and she’s wearing a very complicated-looking high-fashion bikini.
Bugaboo commenters went nuts over the pic, and probably not in the way the brand had hoped.
While some people say the photo sets an unrealistic expectation of what a new mom should look like, others called out the bizarreness of it all. “I prefer running naked with my children,” one mom wrote. “You can almost see her uterus,” another said.
Unless Ymre is doing a triathlon (and then, apparently, leaving her kid behind while she goes swimming?), this is just crazy.
Here are the main reasons why this photo is so absurd:
It’s Way Too Complicated
Most moms are thrilled just to be able to get out of the door wearing clothing in all the right places, let alone fiddling with all those straps.
You’re Asking for a Wedgie
Quite possibly front and back.
Hello, Chafing
We hope Ymre is rocking some kind of lubrication between her upper thighs because that’s not going to feel so great after a 5-K.
That’s a Nip Slip Waiting to Happen
She’s dangerously close to showing some nip and underboob. Either way, do you really want that headache when you’re just trying to get in a workout?
You’d Need a Special Wax Job
Worth it? Meh.
Bikini + Sneakers = Lame
Sure, the whole leotard/sneaks combo had a good run with the aerobics craze in the ‘80s, but c’mon.
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She Looks Bat-Sh*t Crazy
Vogue cropped this shot, leaving out one very crucial detail: Everyone else in the park is dressed like a normal human being.
Lest we forget, this is what normal moms look like when they take their kids for a run (not a bikini in sight!):
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